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Exhibit A: Old black couples
They dress well, they're mellow, they've probably had a ton of cool experiences, and they probably still fuck (ewww).
Exhibit B: Marijuana
Event the shitty stuff will temporarily turn down the volume on life's bullshit. The good stuff will turn you into a raging nine-foot boner humping everyone you'ver known in your life.
Exhibit C: Cool beautiful chicks who love you
Okay, never mind whatever sick emotional game is tying her to you; just run with it. Wear that thang out and take her to every party. After all, the only downside is that these women are about as rare as a virgin whore.
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Exhibit C: Really great blow jobs
Oh yeah, baby.
These are so great not only because its some chick shoving your cock in her slobbery mouth, but because a Really great blow job includes no reciprocation on the dudes part, which obviously frees up the hands for other activities. Smoking a whole bunch of weed is activity number one. Other suggestions are drinking copious (no pun intended) amounts of alcohol and or absinthe, watching tv(porn preferred), and of course, flushing. Yes, theres nothing like a Really great blow job while you take a steamy dump. She can wipe too!
Appeal to emotion. Nothing more. Try again.
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