People Waking Me Up

Why do people seem confused when I yell at them for waking me up early? Why does crashing around on my roof and spraying water in my apartment seem like a perfecly natural thing to be doing at 7:30 on a Sunday morning? Those fuckers. There's a Chinese restaurant below us and they have a big fan on top of our roof. Every once in a while they send this asshole with a paper bag on his head to clean it. I mean, i's not like I have to endure a war or anything, but fuck man. Next time I'm going over to his house at 7:30 and taking big corn shit on his lawn.