Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Looking for work

As I am always looking for the newest, latest, greatest adventure out there, I have decided to look for additional employment! Here are my credentials:

* I can get up really early.
* I have the ability to wear a paper hat.
*If given a water-based cleaning utensil, I can get a lot of water where it shouldn't be.
*I know a shitload of other ways to piss Tom off.

If anyone needs anybody with that description, lemme know!

1 comment:

Tom said...

You can come here and I'll pay you to let me hit you with chairs!