Monday, November 20, 2006

An open letter to Taylor Rain and Lexington Steele

Hi guys,

You two are like, my favorite pornstars in the whole world. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to come and have sex at my next birthday party? I mean shit, I already got a drunken mobility scooter ride for my birthday this year- where the hell do I go from there? The only thing I can think of to top this year's celebration is a kickass house party feature a live performance by the porn industry's two brightest stars. Of course this wouldn't be a money-making venture on my part. It's just that you both seem to exemplify the good qualities about porn: your partners always seem to have a good time, you give believable performaces, and you push the sexual envelope. Perhaps in the future we'll see sex in movies as frequently as it happens in real life. In the meantime, keep making that great porn and remember: you have the power to make a young man's dreams come true.

Thank you,
Tom Amans

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