Thursday, April 20, 2006

the new school!

t's time! the road to world domination starts with satisfying one simple "modern" need: to feel as if you a part of something bigger than you and that you have something to contribute. we need to start an institution however stupid that will meet this need and then people will fall in willfully. tom colege i'm your first graduate! audience participation bitches!!

4 comments:

Tony "the animal" Schmitt said...

I know and have always known that I am part of something larger than myself.......MY DICK!

Tom said...

But what kinda college are we if we don't even have shirts?

Baron Von Puerco said...

does tom college have financial aid? or can we at least tack our tuition on to Tom's enormous personal debt?

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