Friday, April 28, 2006

Hear My Enthusiastic Piggy Squeal

It's Friday. The government finally gave me my money back. To celebrate I bought a bottle of good vodka. Now I plan to get sloppy drunk, chain smoke in the house, eat pepperoni, play video games, and touch myself incessantly to naked photographs of some poor bastard's daughter. Oink! Oink! Oink!

4 comments:

Tom said...

That'll only make him cream harder...

Tom said...

Well? Did he cum?!?

Tom said...

... because Ray cum turns you into nihilist.

Ray said...

Vee beeleef in nossing.