The Coolest Blog Ever

I just noticed something interesting. These are the labels associated with The Drunken Pig Chronicle:

anal
creampies
disgusting
horrible
interracial
jameson
MC5
nietzsche

Basically, that means whoever searches for a blog using those terms will find the Chronicle! I'd say that's a job well done. This blog is everything I ever hoped it could be. In fact, I'm so giddy my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity.

The nastiest video ever

Ever hear of 2 girls, 1 cup?  I stumbled upon this by accident. Honestly. It is quite possibly the nastiest video I have ever seen.  I say possibly because I'm a realist and I know that right now there is someone else, maybe Frank, out there setting up a tripod and camera to film an even nastier video.  I don't know how a director could convince one woman, let alone two, to help realize such a demented vision.  But that director has done the impossible.