San Francisco Moment #1

I am currently really really pissed off at Earthlink. I'm not going to get into it here. I was on a payphone attempting to convince Earthlink to stop taking my money and not providing me with phone service. This homeless-looking black guy walks up to me with a Fex Ex package under his arm. I notice him trying to get my attention and when I look at him he gestures to me. "Hold on," I say to the Earthlink representative. "What do you need?" I ask the guy with the package.
"You wan' buy this?" he asks me in a drunken, slurred voice.
"Um, no," I say.
He gives me a dirty look and then, realizing the utter, absolute stupidity of what he's proposing, his face goes blank and he walks away. Yes that's right dude. You are an asshole. You got mad at me because I didn't want to pay you money for a stolen FedEx mystery package. Sure there could have been something good in there. There could have been a million dollars in there but I will never know. No thanks, fuckface.